BLOG: Hello and welcome to Celebrity Deathmatch All Stars, where we get to gawk in voyeuristic delight at some of our favorite celebrity bloody meltdowns. The Rehab edition features Britney, Downey, Jr., and Slater, among others.
Let’s start with Paris Hilton vs. Nicole Richie. One checked herself into a center in Arizona after being caught driving dirty. The other throws a Rehab Party in vegas every year. Go figure.
Next up, Britney vs. Christina. It used to be you couldn’t turn on the television without catching a glimpse of Britney’s shaved head. Thank god her cray-cray days are over; we’re all very happy for Britney now that she’s on a healthier, more maternal tip. And, now that they are both older and wiser, maybe she has some words to offer Christina? Like, “It’s Britney, b****.”
Ah, Robert Downey, Jr. vs. Christian Slater. Both have seen the insides of treatment centers across Southern California, to much media adieu. Both got the clay kicked out of them in Celebrity Deathmatch. Both came back to rebuild healthy, thriving careers. Oh, wait.
We move on in our All Star lineup to Jack and Kelly Osbourne vs. The Olsens. Two sets of siblings from two, um, unusual families, to put it delicately.
Finally we come to Charlie Sheen vs. Colin Farrell in a fight to the death. Colin has diagnosed back pain that needs medical alleviation, and Charlie has Chuck Lorre. Watch as these two slug it out without any performance enhancing drugs.